Hilarious Short Nigerian Comedy Collection

It is no more a news that Nigeria is currently in a serious economic recession — with no clear assurance that it will end soon. What is new however, is learning how to survive this Nigeria’s worst economic recession in 30 years. Bellow is a collection of hilarious comedy to lighten your days.

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1. Mother and her innocent child
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.” And the mother instantly kept quite.

2. Couple going on vacation
A couple was supposed to go on a vacation, but his wife was on a business trip so the man went to the destination first, expecting his wife to join him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was sent instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

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When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. It’s sure hot down here.

3. A Professor and a Sailor
A Professor was traveling by boat. Shortly on the way, he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, Physiology? But the sailor replied no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

Just after a while, the boat started sinking. The Sailor turned and asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology…..

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4. What scared a lion
A man was walking in a thick forest stark-unclad.

When other wild animals saw him coming, they started running, including lion. Zebra being surprised by lion’s action, approached lion and said – “even you the bravest and boldest of all animals, is also running?” Lion replied and said – “why wouldn’t I run? In all my life, I’ve never seen such a strange being with his tail in the front. He must be a god.”

5. A Psychiatrist and his Psychos
At a psychiatric home, a psychiatrist decided to test how his patients were responding to treatments so far.

He drew a car on a paper and hung it on the wall and asked them to help him push it. They all started pushing the car except one. The psychiatrist became happy in anticipation that the man was really responding to his treatments.

He calmly went to him and asked him why he is not pushing the car with the rest? And he responded – “those men pushing that car are mad.”

The psychiatrist became the more happier and asked the mad man why he said they are mad? The mad man replied and said – “because, am the one with the keys of that car they are wasting their time to push.” The Psychiatrist on hearing this, fainted.

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6. An 18 year old boy and married women

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out, the woman got pissed &
told her husband.. The husband told her to invite the boy so that he can beat the hell out of him.

The woman did what her husband requested as he was hiding under the bed… When the boy got there, he took off his t-shirt and his body was full of
scars…

This made the woman to ask, “why have you so many scars?” The boy replied, “my job is to lay married women & usually I get caught so I always kill their husbands. If someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list…

The boy continued, as the woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed, a small
voice came up, “If you tell him am here, I will deal with you!”

7. A lucky mum and her three daughters

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them “After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don’t forget to text it in a coded way!”

After a week, the first daughter sent ‘NESCAFE’ in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent ‘BENSON’. Their mum, as a ‘soji woman’ picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from the label “fantastic till the last drop!” She also went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it “Extra long, king size!” she thought aloud “not too bad for them at their age”

A few days later, her third daughter’s text comes in, “Arik: Lagos – Kano!”. So Mum decided to call Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight.

And She was told, “It is a 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!” Mama throws herself up in the air, lands, slumps and fainted shouting… “Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo ooo! ( this one will kill my daughter ooo!)”

8. The Preacher and the congregation

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Again the congregation cried,”Amen!”

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up and said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ‘We shall drink from that river”.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

9. A psychiatrist on a group therapy examination

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.. .”You all have obsessions ,”he observed.

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To the first mother, Mary, he said,”You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.” At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. “Come on, Dick, we’ re leaving!”

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This is hilarious indeed….. lmao

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