JOKE: I Know The Whole Truth

Raymond had told Grace that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret; which actually makes it very easy to blackmail them by just saying – “I know the whole truth.”

Grace decided to go home to try it out. She got home and ran into her mother and said – “Mummy, I know the whole truth.”

Her mother quickly handed her 100 naira note and said – “Please don’t tell your father.”

When her father got home from work, she walked up to him and said – “Daddy, I know the whole truth.”

Her father quickly took her aside and gave her 1,000 naira note and said – “Please, don’t tell your mother.”

Wow! Amazed by this, she ran out to meet the Gate Keeper and said – “I know the whole truth.”

The Gate Keeper quickly dropped the padlock and embraced her tightly and said – “Thank God you have known that I am your father.”

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