Joke: The Life Of A Talkative Is 50: 50

Nowadays, many people choose to live the life of 50:50 without appreciating the consequences.

As a 50:50 person, it very important to note that anything can happen to you even when you least expect it.

It is either you are a doer or you are a talker.
If you are a doer, you are lucky. Your life get insurance policy, and others will talk about you instead.
But if you are a talker, then your life is 50:50.

It is either you are paid to talk or you are praised to talk.
If you are paid to talk, you are lucky. You go dey receive alert every time.
But if you are praised to talk, 50:50.

It is either you pay before you talk or you talk freely.
If you must pay before you talk, you are lucky. MTN, Buhari and hunger go help shrink your mouth for you, before you loose control.
But if you talk for free, 50:50.

It is either you talk and talk and forget yourself or you talk and talk and people forget themselves.
If people can forget themselves for you, you are lucky. Infact you get mouth. elenu gan!
But if you can talk and talk and forget yourself, then 50:50.

It either you forget yourself in the kitchen while cooking and get rewarded with baptism of fire or you forget yourself on the way while talking.
If you forget yourself in the kitchen and receive baptism of fire, you are lucky. Certainly, you will be born again.
But if you forget yourself on the way, Sorry is your first name! 50:50.

It is either you forget yourself on the highway or you forget yourself on the low-way.
If you forget yourself on the low-way, you are lucky. You go dey waka slowly.
But if you forget yourself on the highway, ghen ghen! 50:50.

It is either you jam somebody or somebody jam you.
If somebody jam you, you are lucky. Them go compensate you.
But if you jam somebody, 50:50.

It is either the accident is fatal or it’s just a simple scratch.
If it’s just a simple scratch, that is – no death, no blood… you are lucky, you will tell your story in one piece.
But if the accident is a fatal one, then, I smell blood, 50:50.

It is either Police and co arrived first at the scene or angry mobs arrived first.
If Police and co arrived first, you are lucky. You go just settle them for job well done.
But if na angry mobs, okokobioko! 50:50.

It is either they pounce on you right there or they carry you go base.
If they carry you go base, you are lucky indeed. After all, delay is denial.
But if they pounce on you right there, 50:50.

It is either they beat you for revenge or they beat you for fun.
If they beat you for fun, you are lucky. They would only beat, embarrass and use you for public show.
But if they beat you for revenge, 100% is sure. Not even Police can help you there, and even before they arrive you are already a gonner fan – he was!

So, watch your mouth! Guard your tongue!! Don’t be a talkative!!!

#SeasonsGreeting from #Plafomia @CCO

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Ok… tnx

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What a creative piece… Kudos @cco, same to u

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Hilarious
Life is a 50:50 chance meen

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