Popular Car Acronyms And Their Meaning

You may have become too familiar with popular car acronyms or car brand names from around the world e.g KIA, Toyota, Volvo, etc. But, what you may not be clearly familiar with is the meaning of those car names?

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So, what is the meaning of these car acronyms or names – KIA, VOLVO, JEEP, etc?

The following is a funny compilation of car name acronyms gathered from across the web. If you have a good one that you’d like to add, kindly use the comment box.

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention. Obviously written by someone with first hand experience – maybe someone who had one rust away into brown air in the 70’s?

BMW: MWD is got both positive and negative meanings: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, and LOTS more.

CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars.

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

FORD: Of all car names, Ford has the most entries – three complete pages full on one site: Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead: Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, ‘Nother Dickhead Arriving; plus (and this is a true rarity among these acronyms) one that says something positive about the car – Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)

HUMMER – Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI: A bitter one – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive; and a clever one – Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used

JEEP: Once again, a bitter one – Just Eats Every Penny, Just Expect Every Problem, Junk Engineering Executed Poorly; and a clever one – Just Enough Engine Power

KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway, and another – Kills Innocent Americans, Hmm!

MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis. Z’s are always hard to work into these things

MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MITSUBISHI: Not the easiest of names to work with, but someone’s had a go – Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another – Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. You have been warned!

PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. Can’t argue with that one!

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUV: Not a brand though – Selfish Useless Vehicles, SubUrban Vans, Stupid Ugly & Vain

SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside

TOYOTA: Some bitter ones here too, this time with a local flavour – Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia; The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories, and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner. These are just about all there are, barring variations on the same theme. Personally I thought there would be rich pickings in the Volvo genre, but perhaps the two Vs are a bit of a handicap.

VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners – Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. Doesn’t quite work, but a good effort!

Thanks for your time. Feel free to add your own car acronym meaning via comment.

OMG! @hummer and jeep

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Is BMW brand really loved by women?

BMW: MWD is got both positive and negative meanings: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, and LOTS more.

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Wow!

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Jeff Munoz:

Is BMW brand really loved by women?

I wonder ooo

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